Is Your Geezer Showing?
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Call me crazy! Call me unkind? Call me unsympathetic! Call me insulting! Call me self-centered!
Just don’t call me illogical!
You can call me paranoid – because you would be right. Because I admit to a slight case of paranoia developed over the last decade-and-a-half or so.
I’m terrified that I might become a “geezer”!
You know what I’m referring to – that grumpy, immobile, smelly old fart that you swore you would never become.
Yes, that redundant, useless “elderly” that has been shuttled to the sidelines, park bench or nursing home by a youth-oriented culture that prefers we are out-of-sight – a society that largely resents us taking up space and using up valuable oxygen.
My paranoia is so real that four years ago I began penning a 45,000-word book by the same title: “Is Your Geezer Showing? Ten Steps To Not Becoming That Grumpy, Immobile, Smelly Old Fart That You Said You Would Never Become.”
The book is stuck in terminal edit mode. Some say I should pull the trigger and put it out there. Others say it’s too close to the bone and “unfriendly.”
Add those to a long, creative list of reasons for keeping it on my voluminous procrastination stack.
Maybe if you read the introduction, you could advise me as to whether or not you feel it should stay on the stack. Here it is:
I dread the thought of being called a “geezer”.
I’m grateful that, so far, it’s happened rarely in my life, usually in jest in a playful conversation with a group of similarly-aged friends, geezer candidates all.
But now, deep into my eighth decade, I have an increasing dread of hearing that moniker aimed at me, whether playfully or earnestly.
To be a geezer is not a destination that I want in my life.
Perhaps I’m overly self-conscious, paying too much attention to the external – the eye-bags, jowls, wrinkles, hair in the wrong places, turkey-neck, age-spots, persistent belt-overhang, ad infinitum.
Perhaps it’s resentment. I don’t need anyone’s help to remind me that the calendar is getting shorter.
Perhaps it’s because it’s an ageist term and I’m on a crusade against ageism.
Perhaps I’m feeling some guilt about having used the term, under my breath, on those occasions where an “elderly” is causing me some level of inconvenience – slow driver, holding up a line, etc.
Perhaps it’s because it strikes too close to home, forcing a face-off with the reality that I’m at a point, at the three-quarter century mark, where I could easily become one.
But most of all, I dread the term being directed at me because it means I may have demonstrated something that invited it. And that bothers me because it is something I have considerable control over.
This rather silly pre-occupation roused my curiosity about the origin of the word and how it came to carry such a derogatory meaning.
What is a geezer? What really defines a geezer? When does “geezerdom” start? What would it look like? What is it about me that would elicit this lovely term from someone?
How does one avoid becoming one?
That’s where I intend(ed) to go with the book.
A geezer definition
Merriam Webster defines a geezer as: “a queer, odd or eccentric person – especially of elderly men.”
Wikipedia says: “the term typically refers to a cranky old man.”
There, you see – just what I don’t want!
I did a very informal, unscientific poll of friends, family, and acquaintances to see how consistent other people’s descriptions of geezer are. Here’s a sample of their responses to the question “What do you think of when I say the word “geezer?”
“An old man that’s going nowhere. Not so much age-specific but attitude specific. My dad is 85 and not a geezer – very active, still working developing a mobile sawmill, hunts, and fishes, traps, involved in the community. Conversely, my aunt, his sister, ‘hunkered down’ early and has health problems as a result.” Fellow Toastmaster Club Member
“A guy, older, some hair, funny whiskers on his chin. Something you wouldn’t want to be. Not age specific –more of an attitude.” My wife (Note: I’m relieved she didn’t just say “You!”)
“Old guy bent over on a cane. Hook nose, warts, snarling.” Member of extended family
“A cross old man who sits on the porch and every other word is f*#@, drinking a cheap geezer beer in a sleeveless undershirt.” Name and relationship withheld for obvious reasons – I really don’t know this person!
I suspect you may have your own description – most likely not very uplifting either.
Age-ing to Sage-ing
I have Rabbi Zalman Schacter-Shalomi and Ronald S. Miller, co-authors of “From AGE-ING to SAGE-ING; A Revolutionary Approach to Growing Older” to thank for re-stimulating the latent geezer paranoia in me.
If you share even a modicum of my paranoia, you might consider plowing through this challenging but seminal book on becoming an “elder” instead of just “elderly”.
Here’s a taste: by way of encouraging continued and deeper learning, the authors remind us that we seriously underutilize our brain capacity and that we can counteract the ravages of brain cell disintegration associated with ageing by increasing neural connections through meditation (pick your own form) and lifelong learning.
Specifically, they say: “- – elders need to upgrade the number and range of programs that their brains are able to process. Without doing this, elders will continue to be devalued by society as a useless and redundant population.”
Ouch! See, there is more justification for my paranoia.
Pouring more fuel on the fire, the authors quote the head of a Sufi order in the West and a respected meditation person who says:
“If you don’t know that you can be a new person, you will continue dragging your old self-image into the brave new world. You will be outrun and pronounced redundant, unable to make a contribution to the inexorable advance of evolution on our planet.”
And then the paragraph that motivated this post:
“Who needs “old geezers” around if all they do is deplete the Social Security system and give back little to society? But if we honored elders for their moral and spiritual leadership, we would value this form of ‘invisible productivity’ as necessary for our survival.”
I guess I hadn’t really thought of my quest of encouraging “elderhood” instead of “elderly” as one of “invisible productivity” but I’m motivated by the term.
It’s a concept worthy of deeper understanding. Further into the book, the authors relate it to “holding the field” whereby we contribute to our “personal and collective well-being by growing beyond our current level of understanding”, recognize our inherent potential and accumulated wisdom and thus empower ourselves to pay forward and “hold the field” for those behind us.
That’s all kind of “anti-geezer”, don’t you think?
Maybe I should finish the book. I’m going back to see how much, if any, of it will help anybody “hold the field.” Perhaps I’ve been “invisibly productive” and not known it.
Your thoughts on the matter will be taken seriously. Leave them below.
I’ll let you know what I decide.
It’s very interesting that so far there are no replies to this article. I have been there and done that with respect to your book writing and publishing effort. What to do next? It’s hard to tell and it all depends how you personally feel about your book and whether or not you want it published. Your not getting much younger so I think you must decide on your dilemma soon. I started writing my own book at the age of 60 and had it self-published at 65. I’m 74 now. The book has empowered me to a higher level and much closer to self-actualization. I’m very active helping other Seniors 50+ on the topics of lifelong learning, financial literacy, financial education, leadership and senior entrepreneurship.I hope that this helps you decide on the encore career path that you could create for yourself at any age.
Thank you, Joe. Your comment is very helpful and inspiring. Yep, not getting any younger and I’m sitting on three incomplete books. Keep your foot in my back – I’ll be sure you get one of the first, if not the first, copy off the press of all three when done – my treat. They may or may not be the most readable, inspiring but they will be done1
Gary,
I have that book (From Age-ing to Sage-ing) from 1995. I attended a retreat in the Black Forest in 1996(?) and Zalman Schachter-Shalomi presided. Yes, you are sage-ing us in your work, to .. “add life to the years medical science has added to our lives.”
Finish the book and keep helping us be “a new person, versus dragging along our old self image”….
pat
Hi,
I agree with your “anti-aging” philosophy completely. I’m going to make my request short and sweet, Please finish the book!
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